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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice [movie]

 Beetlejuice Beetlejuice [movie] I REALLY EXPECTED TO HATE THIS (IF ONLY BECAUSE IT'S NOT BEETLEJUICE GOES HAWAIIAN) BUT NAH, IT'S GOOD. THIS WILL SOUND SARCASTIC BUT I REALLY LIKE HOW DEDICATED TO MAKING THE EFFECTS LOOK BAD THEY WERE. IT FEELS LIKE THE REAL MEMORAL PART OF THE ORIGINAL LOOK IS HAVING VERY GOOD ART DIRECTION ON NOT GREAT ACTUAL EFFECTS WORK. THIS DID OBVIOUS THINGS LIKE HAVING STOP MOTION RUNNING AT WAY TOO LOW FRAME RATES, BUT THERE IS ALSO SCEENS WHERE SOMETHING IS ON A GREEN SCREEN AND THE TRANSPARENCY IS ALL SCREWED UP OR THERE IS BIG MAT LINES AROUND THE ACTORS AND LIKE, YEAH! THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT BUT THEY CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED THAT IS WHAT A BEETLEJUICE EFFECT LOOKS LIKE.  PS. IS THE BEGINNING PART WITH THE FUSSY FRENCH ARTIST JUST AN ORIGIN STORY FOR JACQUE? IT IS RIGHT? THERE WAS NO OTHER REASON FOR THAT LITTLE SEQUENCE. 
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Lamb [movie]

 Lamb [movie] I DON'T KNOW, I REALLY EXPECTED TO LIKE THIS MOVIE AND I'M JUST NOT FEELING IT. IT HAD SOME EXTREMELY STRIKING MOMENTS TO MAKE A GOOD TRAILER BUT THE ACTUAL MOVIE JUST FELT LIKE SOME OTHER MOVIE THAT HAD BIG STEWART LITTLE HANGING OUT MOSTLY SLIGHTLY OFF CAMERA, THEMATICALLY IT BASICALLY NEVER FELT IMPORTANT LAMB WAS THERE. UNTIL THE VERY END, WHICH FELT LIKE SOME OTHER STORY STARTED 96 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE. MEH? PS. I FEEL LIKE THEY DUBBED IN A LOT OF WET MOUTH NOISES ON THINGS. EVERY TIME THEY SHOWED THE CAT IT WAS JUST MAKING GOOPY NOISES WITH IT'S MOUTH 
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Death's Gambit: Afterlife [game]

 Death's Gambit: Afterlife [game] IT'S A GAME THEY RELEASED AND IT WAS SO BAD THEY RERELEASED IT WITH A NEW NAME THEN IT WAS GOOD AND IT IS GOOD, BUT IT'S A SOULSLIKE METROIDVANIA THAT ISN'T CALLED HOLLOWKNIGHT SO MY JUDGEMENT OF IT WAS ALWAYS LOWER THAN IT SHOULD BE.  PS. I PLAYED UP TOWARDS GETTING THE GOOD ENDING, BUT THEN GOT THE BAD ENDING BECAUSE I MADE A GIMMICK LIGHTNING BUILD THAT WAS VERY STRONG BUT VERY MISERABLE TO PLAY AND I JUST COULD NOT FACE FIGHTING ANY MORE BOSSES. 
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I Saw The Tv Glow [movie]

 I Saw The Tv Glow [movie] THIS MOVIE IS REALLY GOOD.  IT'S ABOUT WATCHING PETE AND PETE (WHICH IS ALSO BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER) THEN BEING TRANSGENDER, AND PETE AND PETE ARE IN IT. (I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS IN A NON-SILLY WAY, IT'S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE AND IT FEELS WEIRD TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH)  PS. I WATCHED THIS BECAUSE THEY DID AN INTERVIEW WITH THE WRITER/DIRECTOR AND INSTEAD OF ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS RIGHT THEY JUST KEPT PULLING EVERY QUESTION TO BEING ABOUT THE MOVIE "THE MASK" AND THAT SEEMED VERY FUNNY. 
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A Time Slip of 10000 years: Prime Rose [anime, movie]

 A Time Slip of 10000 years: Prime Rose [anime, movie] I TALKED ABOUT WATCHING BAD OLD OVAS AND IT'S THIS. A BAD OLD OVA. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW NO SCENE EVER FOLLOWED THE PREVIOUS SCENE AND NOTHING THAT HAPPENED REALLY MADE ANY SENSE.  I LIKE THAT THE ENEMY FACTION WAS "TEXAS". PS. SPOCK IS JUST IN THIS
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Atlus [movie]

 Atlus [movie] UHH, J-LO PRODUCED AND STARED IN AN EXTREMELY ANIME SCI-FI MOVIE AND IT'S KINDA GOOD? IT'S LIKE A 1980S BAD OVA YOU'D FIND SOMEWHERE AND IT GOES SO MUCH MORE INTO ANIME NONSENSE THAN IT HAS TO. ALTHOUGH ON THE OTHER HAND IT MAKES SYNC RATE A BIG DEAL AND DOESN'T DO A SINGLE ANIME-ESQ THING WITH THAT CONCEPT. LIKE I CAN NOT IMAGINE HOW THIS MOVIE CAME OUT WITH THE SCENE SHE'S DEAD AND NOT HAVE THE THING GO TO 200% OR -100% OR SOMETHING.  PS. SOMEONE SAID TO WATCH THIS WITH JAPANESE AUDIO EVEN THOUGH THAT ISN'T WHAT IT'S MADE IN AND LOL, I DID WATCH PART OF IT LIKE THAT AND YEAH, THAT DOES SEEM THE RIGHT WAY TO WATCH THIS. 
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Pearl [movie]

 Pearl [movie] I LIKED THIS WELL ENOUGH BUT MAN I WANT IT TO BE BETTER. THE THING IT'S GOING FOR IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA BUT IT JUST DOESN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH. LIKE PREMISE WISE IT'S A MODERN HORROR MOVIE BUT FILMED LIKE AN OLD MOVIE, AND THAT IS SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT. IT'S JUST REALLY RANDOM SCENE TO SCENE IF THEY ARE HITTING IT ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY OR SEEMINGLY NOT EVEN BOTHERING WITH IT. LIKE CERTAIN SCENES THEY JUST ABSOLUTELY NAILED FRAME PERFECT HOW A MOVIE FROM THE 40S WOULD FILM THAT SCENE. BUT IT'S ALSO LIKE JUST GENERICALLY 'OLD MOVIE" WHERE THE MOVIE IS SET IN 1910 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S MIMICKING A 1910 MOVIE, IT'S LIKE 40S-70S, AND IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE THEY NAILED IT DOWN. PS.  THE END CREDITS IS THE BEST PART AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT'S EVEN REFERANCING. 
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