Capital Reviews

 Day of the Animals [movie, mst3k] THIS MOVIE RULES. IF YOU WANT TO WATCH A BAD MOVIE THIS IS A GREAT BAD MOVIE. IT'S LESLIE NELSON IN A 1977 MEDIUM BUDGET MOVIE WITH BASICALLY THE SAME PLOT AS BIRDEMIC BUT ALL ANIMALS. IT HAS A LOT OF EXTREMELY SILLY SCENES WHERE THEY THROW RATS AT A GUY OR A BIRD DIRECTS SOME PANTHERS TO ATTACK. ALSO SOMETHING FEELS EXTREMELY WRONG WITH THE DIALOG, LIKE EVERYONE USES THE WRONG WORD A LOT? A BEER AND A SIZE, BEAR SNAKE, HOTSHOT, IT'S REALLY WEIRD! PS. I THINK THEY ARE ACTUALLY HURTING THE ANIMALS IN SOME SCENES AND THAT MAKES IT A LOT WORSE. 

 Replica [movie, mst3k] MOVIE BY THE BIRDEMIC GUY. I LOVE HOW MUCH THIS MOVIE RAMPS UP OVER TIME. LIKE IT'S FAIRLY DULL UNTIL THE CAR CRASH, THEN THE STALKING THE GIRLFRIEND PART IS FUNNY, THEN BY THE TIME IT GETS TO G WINE IT'S HILARIOUS. PS. I DON'T WATCH A LOT OF RIFFS FOR WHATEVER REASON BUT THIS IS REALLY TRUELY A PERFECT RIFTRACTS MOVIE

 Oddity [movie] MAYBE I JUST WATCHED THIS ON THE WRONG DAY OR SOMETHING? IT'S MY KIND OF MOVIE, IT'S SHOT BEAUTIFULLY, IT'S HIGHLY RATED, AND MOVIE STUFF I TEND TO AGREE WITH HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THIS AND I JUST DID NOT VIBE WITH IT. LIKE I COULD WATCH IT AND UNDERSTAND IT'S GOOD BUT JUST COULD NOT CARE ABOUT ANY OF IT.  PS. TOO FACEBLIND TO TELL TWO PEOPLE ARE THE SAME ACTRESS PLAYING TWINS. 

 Slay the Princess [game] YEAH, THIS GAME IS VERY EXTREMELY GOOD. IT'S VERY VERY OBVIOUSLY 'WHAT IF STANLEY PARABLE WAS OVERLY HORROR" BUT IT DOES AN EXTREMELY GOOD JOB WITH THAT. I GOT ABOUT 80% OF THE VESSEL ENDINGS AND 3 OF THE 4 ENDING ENDINGS, AND I FEEL LIKE QUITTING BEFORE 100% IS BAD FOR A GAME THAT COST 20 BUCKS AND WAS AN HOUR LONG, BUT I THINK IT'D RUIN THE EXPERIENCE TO START REPEATING ANYTHING OR LOOKING UP HOW TO GET THE ENDING I DIDN'T SEE.  PS. MAN, THE PRINCESS VOICE ACTOR WAS FINE, SHE'S *FINE*, SHE DID OKAY, BUT I FEEL BAD AT THE CONTRAST OF HOW MUCH WORSE A VOICE ACTOR SHE WAS THAN THE OTHER VOICE ACTOR. THEY ARE BOTH PODCAST STARS OF PODCASTS I'VE NEVER LISTENED TO BUT HE WAS LIKE, OUTSTANDING AND SHE KINDA SOUNDED LIKE THE GAME DEV HIRED HIS FRIEND TO VOICE PRINCESS. I FEEL LIKE THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE GAME EVER MADE IF THEY LANDED THAT BETTER. AS IT IS, THIS GAME IS STILL EXTREMELY EXTREMELY GOOD. STANLEY PARABLE IS A GOOD BA

 Brotato [game] I PLAYED 125 HOURS OF THIS GAME IN TEN DAYS. IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF A GAME, IT'S JUST OKAY. I HAVE ACTUAL THINGS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN. IT'S LIKE A CERTAIN TYPE OF GAME CAN HIJACK MY BRAIN AND REAL WORLD STRESS CAN PUSH ME INTO THAT AND I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST THING ABOUT ME IS HOW QUICKLY OBSESSIONS LIKE THIS PASS. ' PS. THIS FEELS LIKE THE MINIMUM GAME YOU COULD MAKE, LIKE SOMEONE'S DEMO ON HOW GODOT WORKS. 

 Unmentionable [book,audiobook,nonfiction]  NONFICTION TRIVIA BOOK ABOUT BEING A VICTORIAN WOMAN. BEST PART: MULTIPLE BOOKS AT THE TIME SAID 'PINEAPPLE SHAPED BREASTS" WERE THE IDEAL BUT NO ONE IN MODERN TIMES KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS. I LOVE IT BECAUSE THERE IS LIKE, FOUR DIFFERENT WAYS I CAN IMAGINE THAT MEANING. THE BOOK EVEN WENT INTO CHECKING IF VICTORIANS HAD DIFFERENT SHAPED PINEAPPLES, AND NO, NOT REALLY. PS. I LOVE HOW THIS IS LIKE, THE SECOND GENERATION OF THIS SORT OF BOOK. LIKE THIS BOOK WAS SO MAD AT PEOPLE THINKING THEY USED VIBRATORS ON HYSTERIA, BECAUSE LIKE, THEY DID, BUT THE BOOK WAS SO MAD AND INSISTENT THE SEX INTERPRETATION WAS MODERN AND LIKE 90% OF THE BOOK WAS "DUDE JUST TRUST ME" CITES AND THIS ONE PART WAS LIKE, QUOTES WITH PAGE NUMBERS AND STUFF, WHERE YOU COULD TELL HOW ANGRY THE AUTHOR WAS THE FACT GOT DISTORTED.