The Black Phone [movie]
The Black Phone [movie] THIS IS PRETTY GOOD, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE THE BACKSTORY TO A HORROR VIDEOGAME. NOT EVEN LIKE THIS WOULD BE THE PLOT OF A HORROR VIDEOGAME (ALTHOUGH IT HAD SOME VERY "USE TOILET TANK ON WALL" "PUT DIRT IN PHONE" VIDEOGAME VERB NOUN LOGIC) BUT THIS FEELS LIKE THE BACKSTORY YOU'D PUT TOGETHER IN A DIFFERENT VIDEOGAME BY READING ALL THE NOTES. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE THAT AS A TYPE OF WRITING. I THINK THE WAY IT HAPPENS IN LIKE SIX DISTINCT CHUNKS AND FEELS LIKE THE GRABBER BARELY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING AND JUST LEAVES EVERY TIME. PS. THIS MOVIE IS INSANE IN HOW MUCH IT THINKS 80S KIDS BEAT EACHOTHER UP. YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT HIT SOMEONE IN THE HEAD WITH A GIANT ROCK LIKE THAT.