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Pink For The Masses [movie]

 Pink For The Masses [movie] EH, I ALWAYS WATCH THESE VOMIT DOLLS/LUCIFER VALENTINE TYPE MOVIES BECAUSE THEY ARE SHAPED LIKE SOMETHING I'D LIKE BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS VERY MEH. LIKE THEY ARE SHOCK IMAGES, BUT LIKE, NOT PORNOGRAPHY BECAUSE IT'LL BE LIKE, A GIRL FINGERING HERSELF BUT IT'S ART BECAUSE IT HAS CHURCH MUSIC AND APPLE IIGS TEXT PROJECTED ON HER WITH A PROJECTOR AND RANDOM CUTS TO ART OF ANIMALS FROM MANUSCRIPTS AND SOMEONE IS READING A POEM, BUT MEH? IT'S NEVER ANYTHING, IT DOESN'T EVER REALLY MEAN ANYTHING. IT'S NOT TOO OBSCENER FOR ME, IT'S JUST TOO HOLLOW. LIKE SHE'S REALLY CUTTING A SYMBOL IN HER SKIN IN REAL ACTUAL LIFE AND IT'S NOT MAKEUP, BUT IT'S A LAME SYMBOL AND SHE'S NOT CUTTING HERSELF A SHOCKING AMOUNT. NOT TO SAY IT'D BE BETTER IF SHE CUT HERSELF MORE, BUT THAT IT'S NOT COOL TO DO IT LIKE THAT, AND THEY SHOULD JUST NOT DO THAT. LIKE HER CUTTING HERSELF A VERY SLIGHT AMOUNT JUST MAKES IT FEEL LIKE A STUPID ATTEMPT ...
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Shit in the Dirt []

Shit In the Dirt [film festival] MISS: I THINK THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE ONE. IT WAS LIKE, A GUY WATCHING A BOWLING ANIMATION, THEN IT SPIRALING OUT WITH HIM BECOMING OBSESSED, THEN THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE BOWLING ANIMATION, THEN IT KEPT PULLING OUT MORE LEVELS THEN ENDED WITH A PHOTO OF A BOWLING PIN'S WEIRD VAGINA? HOW YOU WERE MADE: A LIKE, 10 SECOND ANIMATION OF A HOTDOG AND A FLY MAKING OUT AND HAVING SEX BEHIND A DUMPSTER. THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY: TWO TEEN GIRLS GET HIGH ON THE WAY TO DOING TAROT READINGS AT A GRAVEYARD AND LOSE THE BABY THEY WERE WATCHING, THAT HAVE A BUNCH OF ADVENTURE TIME ESQ ANTICS. THIS FEELS LIKE THE MOST LEGITIMATE PITCH FOR A SERIES OF THESE.  THE POSTMAN: AN ADULT BRITISH MAN IS INTENSELY PLAYING PRETEND ON A BIKE THEN A MAILMAN COMES AND TRIES TO TAL TO HIM.  BURITTO BREAKDOWN: A YOUTUBER IS MAKING A NEGETIVE REVIEW OF CHIPOTLE BURRITO BUT IT'S HACKED TO BE POORLY EDITED TO BE POSITIVE, THEN AFTER A COUPLE ROUNDS CHIPOTLE ANNOUNCES HE'S JEFF...
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The Sound of Summer [movie]

The Sound of Summer [movie] THIS IS A VERY LOW BUDGET JAPANESE BODY HORROR MOVIE ABOUT A WOMAN WHO BELIEVES SOMEONE IS PUTTING CICADAS IN HER BODY.  THE EFFECTS ARE TERRIBLE BUT THE WEIRD QUIET PACE OF THE MOVIE AND SHORT LENGTH MAKES IT REALLY GOOD.  PS. I JUST LIKE WHEN THINGS KNOW THE SAME TRIVIA I KNOW. MATCHBOX SIGN. 
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No Kidding [book. comic]

 No Kidding [book. comic] HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE EXPERIANCE OF MEETING A GUY WHO SHARES AN OPINION WITH YOU BUT THEY EXPRESS IT IN THE MOST RANCID WAY POSSIBLE AND IT'S SUPER AWFUL? THAT'S THIS BOOK, I WAS LIKE, TELLING A BOOK I WAS READING TO SHUT UP.  PS. I MEAN, ONCE IT ACTUALLY GOT TO THE ABORTION STORYLINE IT GOT A TON BETTER, THIS HAS MULTIPLE AUTHORS AND I VERY VERY STRONGLY SUSPECT THE CLEAR DIVISION OF LABOR WAS THAT A DIFFERENT PERSON WAS WRITING THE EXTREMELY ANNOYING SINGLE PANEL COMICS THAN THE PERSON WRITING THE THROUGH NARRATIVE. I FEEL LIKE I CAN NOT EVEN DIVINE WHAT SOME OF THE SINGLE PANEL ONES ARE EVEN COMPLAINING ABOUT. 
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Silksong [game,amazing]

 Silksong [game] OH MAN, THIS GAME IS SO GOOD. I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH. I CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS GAME. I WILL ADMIT A DEEP SHAME THOUGH: I BEAT THE GAME, THEN BEAT THE GAME FOR THE SECRET ENDING, THEN GOT TO THE SECRET ACT, BUT THEN I WENT TO TRANSYLVANIA FOR A WEEK, THEN I FELL ON MY WRIST AND COULDN'T HOLD A STEAM DECK FOR A WHILE AND NOW I'M TOO BAD AT THE GAME TO KEEP PLAYING. I WOULD NEVER NORMALLY QUIT A GAME I LIKE THIS MUCH, BUT THEY ANNOUNCED THERE IS DLC COMING, SO IT GIVES ME A GOOD REASON TO WAIT TO CONTINUE.  PS. THERE IS SO MUCH I LOVE ABOUT THIS GAME, I THINK I CAN BOIL IT DOWN TO POINTING OUT THAT THERE IS A UNIQUE ANIMATION FOR LOOKING AT THE MAP, WHICH COOL, BUT THEN THEY BOTHERED TO DRAW AN ANIMATION FOR LOOKING AT THE MAP ON A BENCH, THEN THEY MADE AN ANIMATION FOR LAYING DOWN IN THE ONE BED IN THE GAME, BUT *THEN* THERE IS A UNIQUE ONE OF A KIND ANIMATION OF HER LOOKING AT HER MAP IN BED. IT'S THE MOST WORK ANYONE HAS EVER PUT INTO MAKIN...
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Cry Wolf Girl [book, comic]

 Cry Wolf Girl [book, comic] THIS IS A PRETTY SHORT BOOK THAT IS THAT SORT OF GRAPHIC NOVEL THAT EXISTS TO BE A MINIMUM VIABLE FRAMEWORK TO DRAW A COUPLE BEAUTIFUL PANELS AND HAVE AN ENDING. BUT LIKE, THIS HAD SOME REALLY GOOD PANELS SO I TOTALLY APPROVE.  PS. GUY WHO JUST GOT A LIBRARY CARD AND GOT THE LIBRARY COMICS APP VOICE: HEY, WANNA HEAR ABOUT ALL THE RANDOM COMICS I READ?
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The Skin You're In [book, comic]

 The Skin You're In [book, comic] MEH, I WANTED TO LIKE THIS MORE. IT'S NOT TERRIBLE BUT IT'S JUST FINE. IT'S A HORROR ANTHOLOGY OF COMICS. ALL THE STORIES ARE PERFECTLY FINE, BUT NONE OF THEM REALLY STICK OUT MUCH, EVERY STORY IS JUST "PEOPLE ARE CAMPING AND MEET SCARY STRANGERS WHO ARE A MONSTER"  OR "A FLOWER EATS YOU". ONE MIXED IT UP BY HAVING PEOPLE CAMPING AND A MUSHROOM ATE THEM.  NONE OF IT IS BAD, THEY JUST DIDN'T REALLY TREAD A LOT OF GROUND STORY TO STORY.  PS. ALSO THE PANEL LAYOUT WAS SLIGHTLY WEIRD SO I FELT LIKE I WAS CONSTANTLY LOSING TRACK IN EVERY ACTION SCENE. 
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