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Here [movie]

 Here [movie] THIS IS SPIRTUALLY FOREST GUMP TWO WHERE INSTEAD OF TOM HANKS GOING OUT INTO THE WORLD HE JUST STAYED HOME AND HAD A CGI HEAD. IT'S 2 HOURS OF A CAMERA THAT NEVER MOVES THAT JUMPS BETWEEN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN ONE SPOT, WHICH APPARENTLY INCLUDES BEING THE SPOT THE DINOSAURS DIED, THE SPOT BEN FRANKLIN HUNG OUT, THE SPOT LA-Z-BOY CHAIRS WERE INVENTED, ALSO THIS MOVIE WAS JUST BAD, BUT I KINDA DON'T FEEL LIKE I *GOT* IT, TOM HANKS MOSTLY JUST HAD A DISAPPOINTING LIFE AND I FEEL LIKE "BUT HIS FAMILY LOVED HIM' IS HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BUT HIS FAMILY MOSTLY DIDN'T LIKE HIM.  PS. THE BEST PART WAS THE WEIRD BUILD UP FORESHADOWING WHERE A GUY'S WHOLE STORY IS JUST CUTTING TO HIM BEING OBSESSED WITH 1900S AIRPLANES AND EVERY SINGLE SCENE BEING SOME FORESHADOWING OF HIM DYING IN A PLANE CRASH THEN IT CUTTING TO HIS FUNERAL AND HAVING A TWILIGHT ZONE TWIST WHERE YOU CAN'T SEE ANYONE'S FACE THEN THEY ARE LIKE "PLANE CRASH? OH NO, HE...
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Captain America: Brave New World [movie]

 Captain America: Brave New World [movie] VERY BOLD TO PUT OUT A MOVIE ABOUT AN EVIL PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW. HONESTLY, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE SECTION 31 WHERE IT WAS JUST TOO DUMB A MOVIE TO EVEN HAVE A MESSAGE. THIS FEEL LIKE A MOVIE I NEED TO WATCH A VIDEO ESSAY IN 5 YEARS TO EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS TRYING TO SAY, BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE IT WAS TRYING TO SAY *SOMETHING* PS. GETTING STABBED WITH A KNIFE BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT AND A CELL PHONE ON SILENT RINGING A FEW TIMES: THE MOTION PICTURE. 
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Landscape with Invisible Hand [movie]

 Landscape with Invisible Hand [movie] I REALLY LIKED THIS. IT RUSHES THROUGH WAY WAY WAY TOO MANY STORYLINES WAY TOO COMPRESSED AND QUICKLY BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD.  PS. ALSO THE ALIEN DESIGN IS EXTREMELY GREAT. 
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Alice [movie]

 Alice [movie] IT'S A WEIRD AND UPSETTING 1988 CZECH LIVE ACTION AND STOP MOTION ADAPTATION OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND DONE WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS VOICED BY ALICE AND MADE OF TAXIDERMIED ANIMALS, DEAD BUGS, WEIRD SKELETONS, RAW MEAT OR A TUBE SOCK WITH DENTURES AND IT RULES.  PS. IF YOU HAVE YOUNG KIDS WAKE THEM UP AT LIKE 2AM THEN MAKE THEM WATCH THIS THEN NEVER MENTION IT EVER AGAIN. THIS FEELS LIKE A PRIME MOVIE TO HAVE SEEN ONE WEIRD NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE 10 THAT YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WONDERING IF IT WAS EVEN REAL. 
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Digimon Adventure 02: The Beginning [anime, movie]

 Digimon Adventure 02: The Beginning [anime, movie] TARSHA DIED 13 YEARS AGO TODAY.  I CONNECT HER (AND SHE CONNECTED HERSELF) A LOT WITH DIGIMON STUFF, SO WHEN I THINK OF IT I TRY AND WATCH DIGIMON STUFF ON DAYS LIKE THIS.  A FEW DAYS AGO I FOUND OUT THE GUY THAT MADE THE 'CUPCAKES' MY LITTLE PONY VIDEO ACTUALLY MADE OTHER VIDEOS BUT THEY WERE JUST ALL TAKEN DOWN AND DIDN'T GET BACK UP TILL YEARS LATER, LONG AFTER I WAS STILL PAYING ATTENTION TO ANY OF THAT. I SAW IT AND THOUGHT "MAN, TARSHA WOULD LOVE THIS' AND IT'S SO FUNNY, BECAUSE NO SHE WOULDN'T. IF SHE WAS ALIVE TODAY SHE'D LIKE 2025 STUFF AND THINK A DUMB MEME FROM 2011 WAS JUST AS DUMB AS ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT IT WAS. ONCE YOU DIE IT'S NOT LIKE STUFF LIKE THAT KEEPS UPDATING THOUGH.  PS. THIS MOVIE WASN'T VERY GOOD. IT'S FUNNY THAT THE DIGIMON THING WAS ALWAYS VERY STUPID THEN WOULD HAVE LIKE ONE SHOCKINGLY SERIOUS SCENE AND THIS DIDN'T REALLY DO IT WELL BUT REALLY TOOK THAT UP TO...
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The Thousand Year Cat [movie]

 The Thousand Year Cat [movie] THIS HAS THAT THING A LOT OF 90S HONG KONG STUFF HAD: LONG STREACHES OF NOTHING HAPPENING THAT ARE EXTREMELY BORING INTERSPACED WITH THE MOST AMAZING THINGS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.  PS. KALISHOID REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA. 
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Parable of the Sower [book, audiobook]

 Parable of the Sower [book, audiobook] YEAH, I'M READING THIS FOR THE SAME REASONS EVERYONE IS. IT'S A BOOK FROM 1993 ABOUT THE FALL OF THE US FROM 2025-2028 AND IT'S BASICALLY SPOOPY SIMPSONS PREDICTED IT STUFF WHERE THE 'PREDICTIONS' ARE JUST NAMING THINGS THAT WERE HAPPENING AT THE TIME AND SAYING "WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED MORE?" WITH PRESIDENT DOND PROMISING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BY PRIVATIZING EVERYTHING. IT'S BARELY EVEN ABOUT THAT THOUGH, THEY NEVER EVEN MENTION HIM AGAIN AFTER THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS.  PS. I FELT PRIMED TO BE REALLY ANNOYED BY THIS BOOK, IT HAS SOME REALLY ANNOYING CONCEPTS. PYRO, SHARING, EARTHSEED. BUT I FEEL LIKE THIS BOOK IS HONESTLY QUITE GOOD.  I FEEL LIKE PYRO ESPECIALLY FELT REALLY DUMB BUT HONESTLY WORKED BECAUSE THE BOOK DID THE WORK TO JUSTIFY THE FIRST TOWN SLOWLY DECAYING IN A REALISTIC WAY THEN HAD PYRO TO GO "GOT IT? THAT ALL HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT FAST THIS TIME OFF SCREEN" SO THE BOOK COULD TAKE PLACE...
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