A Minecraft Movie [movie]
A Minecraft Movie [movie] THIS WAS A STUPID, ANNOYING, UGLY MOVIE BUT NOT REALLY AS STUPID AND ANNOYING AS THE TRAILERS MADE IT LOOK. IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA SHOCKING HOW MUCH IT WAS LITERALLY "WHAT IF THE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE GUY MADE A VIDEOGAME MOVIE" WHICH IT LITERALLY IS THAT, BUT YOU DON'T EXPECT HOW MUCH IT WAS GOING TO BE SO MUCH THAT. ALSO JACK BLACK IS WEIRD BAD CASTING, BUT HE GETS A PASS BECAUSE HE WAS THE NARRATOR IN THE "HEY, DID YOU KNOW ONE OF THE MINECRAFT BOOKS IS KINDA GOOD FOR NO APPARENT REASON" MINE CRAFT BOOK. OVERALL: KINDA, MEH? WHATEVER? PS. I WATCHED THIS BECAUSE MY NEPHEW SEEMED SO DISAPPOINTED I DIDN'T SEE THIS YET. THERE WAS A LONG TIME WHERE LIKE, PROFESSIONALLY I JUST KINDA HAD TO KNOW STUFF KIDS LIKED AND VAUGELY KEEP UP ON IT. (SO I COULD EXPLAIN TO STAFF THAT THE KID DRAWING SCARY PICTURES OF A MONSTER SAYING THEY WERE GOING TO KILL JON IN AN EMAIL WAS AN INTERNET GARFIELD THING, NOT A THREAT TO THE VICE PRINCIPAL.) NOW I DO...